Today…I went to the gym…
As i walked in to the gym, i was greeted by staff who now know me as “CE” since one of them decided to play detective and look me up on the internet…*waving*…I like Sunday training sessions because it means there will be less people there and it’s a lot quieter…
Anyhow, I walked over to the admin office, said hello to everyone, and asked my trainer where he wanted me to start. And of course, he said Cardio….WOO HOO! :duh: So i walked out of the office and over to the set of *almost empty* treadmills. There was one being occupied by a black man who was bopping his head something vicious…if it wasnt Ludacris :thumbsup:, it was probably 50 cent :thumbsdown: blaring in his headset. The machine i chose was on the end…away from the black man who was now starting to hum….It was a quiet little spot…..i liked it…I added some incline, set my speed to a low 2 and prepared to get my heartrate up…and then all of a sudden a black man comes up behind me…he has a thick accent…very definitive…..
Man: 2, 4, 24…we’re gonna get you going…2 minutes walk, 4 minutes jog, 24 minutes run……
Me: *turning around thinking “Is this man talking to ME?”*
Man: Yep….2,4,24…come on…do it…let’s go…
Me: Are you serious? *looking around for my trainer who I could see through the huge glass windowed office*
Man: Sure am….come on……let’s go….
Me: *looking at my panel…* I just got here…..*looking at his shirt franticly to see if it had a Bally’s Logo*
Man: So? We’re gonna do it…..this is how i get to 26 miles a day….I stay in shape…come on….
Me: *thinking – “maybe if i just ignore him” *
Man: *reaches across the two metal bars that seperated my machine from his*:crowded:
Me: Is he really gonna…..:pissed:
Man: *increases the incline*
Me: He cant really be….:pissed:
Man: *increases the speed*
Me: HOLD UP….*flies backwards off the machine*…
At this point…..my trainer comes out and asks me if i’m okay….I look at him like “NIGGA WHERE WERE YOU??” Meanwhile, the crazy black man increases his OWN speed to sprint….:wtf:
Me: I’M DONE…NEXT MACHINE, PLEASE….I’M COOL….*shaking hand and head – thinking :wtf: just happened here??*
Needless to say…Don’t TOUCH My Treadmill. It’s NOT nice.
I’VE BEEN TAGGED TWICE *and counting* by mai
*throws a shoe at each* ya’ll should be ashamed of yourselves…I was doing fine in not being tagged….JUST FINE.
List ten songs that you are currently digging … it doesn’t matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they’re no good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they’re listening to.
1. MH – Sex with You
2. MH – Naked
3. PM DAWN – Set Adrift on Memory Bliss
4. Sade – Cherish the Day
5. Ludacris – Pimpin all over the World
6. PM DAWN – Die Without You
7. Sade – No Ordinary Love
I could only get to 7 …sorry…I was startin to reach after 5 lol.
TAGGING: Coley, Frank, Jorge, Cymple, and Dee
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