Today…I went to the gym…

As i walked in to the gym, i was greeted by staff who now know me as “CE” since one of them decided to play detective and look me up on the internet…*waving*…I like Sunday training sessions because it means there will be less people there and it’s a lot quieter…

Anyhow, I walked over to the admin office, said hello to everyone, and asked my trainer where he wanted me to start. And of course, he said Cardio….WOO HOO! :duh: So i walked out of the office and over to the set of *almost empty* treadmills. There was one being occupied by a black man who was bopping his head something vicious…if it wasnt Ludacris :thumbsup:, it was probably 50 cent :thumbsdown: blaring in his headset. The machine i chose was on the end…away from the black man who was now starting to hum….It was a quiet little spot…..i liked it…I added some incline, set my speed to a low 2 and prepared to get my heartrate up…and then all of a sudden a black man comes up behind me…he has a thick accent…very definitive…..

Man: 2, 4, 24…we’re gonna get you going…2 minutes walk, 4 minutes jog, 24 minutes run……

Me: *turning around thinking “Is this man talking to ME?”*

Man: Yep….2,4,24

Me: Me?

Man: Yep….2,4,24…come on…do it…let’s go…

Me: Are you serious? *looking around for my trainer who I could see through the huge glass windowed office*

Man: Sure am….come on……let’s go….

Me: *looking at my panel…* I just got here…..*looking at his shirt franticly to see if it had a Bally’s Logo*

Man: So? We’re gonna do it…..this is how i get to 26 miles a day….I stay in shape…come on….

Me: *thinking – “maybe if i just ignore him” *

Man: *reaches across the two metal bars that seperated my machine from his*:crowded:

Me: Is he really gonna…..:pissed:

Man: *increases the incline*

Me: He cant really be….:pissed:

Man: *increases the speed*

Me: HOLD UP….*flies backwards off the machine*…

At this point…..my trainer comes out and asks me if i’m okay….I look at him like “NIGGA WHERE WERE YOU??” Meanwhile, the crazy black man increases his OWN speed to sprint….:wtf:

Me: I’M DONE…NEXT MACHINE, PLEASE….I’M COOL….*shaking hand and head – thinking :wtf: just happened here??*

Needless to say…Don’t TOUCH My Treadmill. It’s NOT nice.

I’VE BEEN TAGGED TWICE *and counting* by mai
*throws a shoe at each* ya’ll should be ashamed of yourselves…I was doing fine in not being tagged….JUST FINE.

List ten songs that you are currently digging … it doesn’t matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they’re no good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they’re listening to.

1. MH – Sex with You
2. MH – Naked
3. PM DAWN – Set Adrift on Memory Bliss
4. Sade – Cherish the Day
5. Ludacris – Pimpin all over the World
6. PM DAWN – Die Without You
7. Sade – No Ordinary Love

I could only get to 7 …sorry…I was startin to reach after 5 lol.

TAGGING: Coley, Frank, Jorge, Cymple, and Dee

I love you guys, and I hope you guys had a good weekend, and an even BETTER upcoming week.
Stay Blessed.

Please Vote for me for BEST BLACK PHOTO BLOG.

xoxoxoxoxox

 


13 replies to “Don’t TOUCH My Treadmill

  1. Thea

    LOL OH MY GOD! WHAT A JACKASS! See this is why me and my guy workout together lol cause of shit like that. But idda screamed really loud “I DONT KNOW THIS MUTHAFUCKA!” and people will all look and he will go away lol. I hate it when u go to workout and someone must say or mess with you, when you really not in the mood. SMH :loser:s

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  2. Coley

    HEY Girl!!!! That’s some crazy ish about dude at the gym! What the hell is wrong with him anyways? You’re sooooo busy girl! And I thought I had a lot going on. LOL! Have a good week… talk to ya soon

    Love ya, Coley

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  3. Chevonne

    GIRL this—->:crowded: had me ROLLIN!!!

    No he didn’t just come out of nowhere and crank up your treadmill. :wtf:

    Glad to hear things are going well for your girl. Keep it up! :typing:

    *heading over to vote for your blog* :thumbsup:

    And good luck studying for the GRE! Let me know if you need any tips (If I can remember em. lol!)

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  4. Schatzi

    Are you SeRIOUS?! What a dumn ass! :loser: That’s why I like going with the :heart: to the gym.. He protects me! lol

    I want to see 4 brothers too.. Now that I saw your :thumbsup: I most def will!

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  5. Frank

    Courtney, who the hell was the guy though? I mean, he just comes out there and just tampers with your treadmill setting without explaining who he is. I would have stepped right off the moment he raised the level. My nutritionist used to do that to me, but at least I knew she was there to work with me. Not some stranger.

    Glad to know you liked 4 brothers. It was a bit far fetched, but an enjoyable view. I also voted for you over the weekend for best black photo blog dear! Good luck… on everything.

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  6. Quiia

    Hey mamaz, my site down for now but I just got an email about ur blog. I like the “cutegroup” the site looks good. I hope your fashion line takes off. Just believe in yourself at all times and u will be very successful.

    well if you need hosting, just lemme know

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  7. dee

    WHAT’S WITH ALL THE WEIRDOS IN THE GYM? PEOPLE JUST DON’T GIVE YOU YOUR SPACE ANYMORE!!!!

    OH AND AS FAR AS THE “TAG” YEAH YOU GOT ME AND SO DID SOMEONE ELSE BUT I’M NOT GONNA THROW A SHOE AT YOU!!! lol

    HEY WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR T-SHIRT? I WANT ONE!!!!! I’M FEELIN “BROWN SUGAR”

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  8. April

    Same sentiments as JQ. Sheesh, I feel you though with working out. Why are you so hard on you so hard on yourself though? Walk 2-3 miles every other day, and you’ll be fine as far as cardio. Then on some other days, so weight training. Sheesh!! Running for 24 minutes. Woman… I’m not going there. :spit:

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