I had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. Since then, I’ve pretty much only been eating apple sauce and soft serve ice cream. #facepalm

And this has led me to craving a whole bunch of madness that I have absolutely no business craving, whether my teeth were pulled or not.

Like…

Goobers – from the movie theatre
Harry & David’s Moose Munch – bougie Crunch n’ Munch
Nerds – you know, the Willy Wonka candy
Popeye’s Biscuits
Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits
PopSecret Homestyle Popcorn
Tumby’s Pizza
Toffee covered peanuts – gas station kind
Cheetos
…among other crap.

So this will serve as my hitlist.

The moment I realize that I can eat hard foods again, I’m going on a gat-damn shopping spree.

Catch me.